Novel Narrative Fans Mugs

Thomas Keneally

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Moby Dick

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Toni Morrison

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

God's Double Whammy.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."