Narrative Fan Pillows

"Late, as usual."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Thomas Keneally

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Romulus and Remus

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."