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The Doomed Character

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Moby Dick

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Ask A Silly Question.

Thomas Keneally

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

The Truth

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God's Double Whammy.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"