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News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Thomas Keneally

Ask A Silly Question.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

God's Double Whammy.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Eurydice in prison

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Robert Browning.

Frog Prince