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News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Theatre Crowd

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Thomas Keneally

Romulus and Remus

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Bertolt Brecht

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

God's Double Whammy.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'