Dystopian Narrative Fan T-Shirts

Baby Daddy

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Thomas Keneally

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Putin's Mutual Destruction

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I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

USA 2030

God's Double Whammy.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Fresh Blood In Politics

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

The Doomed Character

"Power! Power!"

More Automated Police Functions

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'It's the thought police.'

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

Big bowling ball is watching you.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

"Late, as usual."

"Make the empire great again!"

'I knew it - the Orwellian nightmare is coming true.'

Suella Braverman - 1984

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

I am the Resistance