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'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Thomas Keneally

Putin's Mutual Destruction

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"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

God's Double Whammy.

USA 2030

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Fresh Blood In Politics

The Doomed Character

"Power! Power!"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'It's the thought police.'

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

"Late, as usual."

"Make the empire great again!"

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

Suella Braverman - 1984

'I knew it - the Orwellian nightmare is coming true.'

Kim Jong Nam

I am the Resistance