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"No, we are NOT stopping. You should have gone before we left the house."

"Welcome to the future"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Budgetmageddon

Flag bearers

Pasadena Playhouse War

USA 2030

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bureaucratic Hell

"Power! Power!"

Robojudge US patent pending

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

The Robot's Trophy

More Automated Police Functions

Post future today

'It's the thought police.'

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

The war against ignorance

Big bowling ball is watching you.

For $2500 You Could Now Murder Anyone You Want Using a Remote Drone

The Future is Free

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'