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"Did you get the rations, hon?"

"Welcome to the future"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Budgetmageddon

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Flag bearers

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

USA 2030

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Bureaucratic Hell

"Power! Power!"

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

'It's the thought police.'

The Robot's Trophy

More Automated Police Functions

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

The Future is Free

The war against ignorance

Now Those Guys Are Really Scary.

Big bowling ball is watching you.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

I am the Resistance

"Make the empire great again!"

Suella Braverman - 1984

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."