


Premium Pillow
"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one
These throw pillows are precision-cut and hand-sewn to serve as the perfect decorative accent in any environment.
Features
- 100% polyester case and insert
- Fabric weight: 6.49-7.37 oz./yd.² (220-250 g/m²)
- Hidden zipper
- Machine-washable case
- Shape-retaining polyester insert included (hand-wash only)
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy