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It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'

'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'

'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

"I combine technical skill with a human interface."

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

Replaced by a Robot...

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

Data analysts realize their smart building has OCD.

Turing Test Today

"Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?"

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

Robotic Surgery

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

"The robot won it again!"

'My robot - lawyer is here, Your Honor, but he forgot his software...'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Nice to put a face with a call."

"It says: 'In honor of Labour Day. I want time off and a raise in my power supply.'"

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

'£80,000 is a bit steep. Have you got one with a lower IQ?'

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'