A.i. Aficionado Gifts

"It wants to know if I'm a robot...So it's come to this...my computer needs me to prove I'm a human!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Driverless cars rage.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Beer Stall

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'