Artificial Intelligence Aficionado Gifts

"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

"...Toro..."

'Somethings these humans do just don't add up.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'The stuka brought you.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."