Artificial Intelligence Aficionado Gifts

"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

"...Toro..."

'Somethings these humans do just don't add up.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Congratulations Strike Over!

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'The stuka brought you.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'