Ai Enthusiasts Gifts

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

MAkIng BritAIn Great AgAIn.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Oh no! Are bellbottoms back in fashion again?!"

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Ironmongers

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Alexa, read Tommy a bed time story."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"What did you download at school today?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'