Artificial Intelligence Enthusiast Gifts

"If artificial intelligence is the wave of the future, why am I knocking my brains out to get food grades?"

'When machines get religion.'

"Welcome to the future"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

AI Safety Officer

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."