Ai Art Enthusiasts Gifts

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Artifishial Intelligence

"What did you download at school today?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

AI Safety Officer

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Smartass Phone

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."