Ai Researcher Gifts

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

"Fascinating!"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Turing Test Today

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

Robotic Surgery

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

Soul Search / No Results

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

'If to err is human, how do you explain this mess?'

Humanities Department

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"It says we're worrying too much."

Not A Robot

"Woah - remember humans?"

A.I. Rights!

Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.

"Computers are beginning to think like humans."

No, I'm not a robot

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

Human shaking hands with a robot.

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

Give Bots the Right to Vote

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Humans are devising a code of robotic ethics."

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."