Ai Innovator Gifts

"Just reply: 'I'm not a bot. You're a bot.'"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Empty box of ideas

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Eureka!

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Blue sky thinking

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'