It Innovator Gifts

'Staff cutbacks? Tell me about it, I only came in to fix a computer...'

"I don't know what's wrong with it. It acts without thinking."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Apples for sale

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

' A new idea '

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"#BeCurious"

Game changing

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'