System Innovator Gifts

'Don't straighten up the mess on my desk... you'll goof up my system.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Empty box of ideas

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Eureka!

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Game changing

' A new idea '

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"#BeCurious"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."