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'Staff cutbacks? Tell me about it, I only came in to fix a computer...'

"I don't know what's wrong with it. It acts without thinking."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Blue sky thinking

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Game changing

' A new idea '

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"#BeCurious"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

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