Internet Innovator Gifts

Oy-Bay (Jewish Ebay)

General Store Modernises

"The workers won't be happy that you've turned their website suggestions into origami."

Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'Someday we can be the Wink Martindale of web hosts.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'She posted her first blog today.'

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'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"This wasn't for helping little ol ladies across the street. It was for helping them send out tweets to their followers."

"He once hoped to write the great American novel. Now it's the great American internet meme."

"Great news pastor, we can just use the WiFi from the bar across the street."

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

CEO with SEO

Evolution.

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

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