Communication Innovator Gifts

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

It's ALWAYS important to listen no matter HOW someone wants to communicate...And this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

"Flag dirty to me."

Lance, why do all of your burps seem to end in a question mark? Because I like a burp to be a conversation starter. And see? It worked!

'No, I'm not tweeting... although he is texting me his signals.'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"He's always exploring new ways to communicate,k this is 'Dance against leaving wet towels on the bathroom floor'."

"Tim's keen on new ways to get the safety message across...this is his 'Dance of avoiding trip hazards'."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Social Networks.

Instead of saying 'Lol', I'm going to say 'salts' (smiled a little, then stopped). It's a more accurate description.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

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"National security adviser"

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Create some buzz!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

She - Interpreter - He.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'