Innovative Communicator Gifts

Cuba and Mobile Phones

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Direct Marketing...

"I'm fascinated by body language."

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I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

Social Networks.

"They're on a silent retreat."