Creative Communicators Gifts

'Airmail.'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Time for speeches

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

"They're on a silent retreat."

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'