Crafty Communicators Gifts

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"I'm fascinated by body language."

Target your message

Wordplay: Export.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Time for speeches

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!