Artsy Communicator Gifts

Hieroglyph stamps.

'Stop putting words in my mouth!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Direct Marketing...

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

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"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Wordplay: Export.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

High School Schedule

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Mind if I join you?'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

Operation Tattoo

Cross-country knitting.

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

Steam of Consciousness