Artsy Communicator Mugs

Hieroglyph stamps.

'Stop putting words in my mouth!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Direct Marketing...

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Target your message

Wordplay: Export.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

High School Schedule

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'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

Cross-country knitting.

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

Steam of Consciousness