Crafty Communicator Mugs

Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

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I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Modern romance'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

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"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"They're on a silent retreat."

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