Techy Communicator Mugs

"I'm succumbing to my facebook group mentality."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"We don't talk anymore."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

Twitter censorship

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"I speak Latin, you know."

The Love Psychologists

'Modern romance'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'