Crafty Communicator Gifts

Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"I'm fascinated by body language."

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'