Adventurous Communicator Gifts

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

Creative Baby.

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Fight or flight?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Flowchart of an idea.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

A woman knits from a globe.

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."