Adventurous Presenter Gifts

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

Kardiff.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Fight or flight?"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Filming the Crocodile.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.