Adventurous Salesperson Gifts

'Peel off when you reach your sales region.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

Bears going water skiing.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Arf! Arf!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Shoot For The Moon

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.