Adventurous Salesperson T-Shirts

'Peel off when you reach your sales region.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

The Salesman

"Draw your own path."

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Arf! Arf!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Shoot For The Moon

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'