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"Do we want to buy a trampoline, Norman?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

"I got it in the sales."

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I am in training for the sales."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."