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"And never let the buyer see you salivating."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'