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'Our ad said no salesman would call, but you didn't say 'May I?''

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"