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"For a limited time we'll let you buy back your stolen itendtity."

'Watch it George.I think they are trying to reel in some customers.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

'Blast it's raining!'

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."