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'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"...And it was only driven to church on Sunday, by a little old lady! We...It was a rough neighbourhood!"

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

'Blast it's raining!'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."