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'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Spiv.

"Somewhere out there are people who are still gullible. Your job is to find them."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

Socks. Buy 2, get 1 free. Yes!

Bargains Day - Wife getting rid of husband.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'I just bought 17 subscriptions to compulsive buyer.'

'You misunderstand, Squire. All I guarantee is that all cars have been used!'

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Create some buzz!

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Salesman

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Important Food Groups

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Corporate Whore.