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'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"Maybe I could just leave a flier then."

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Whatever works for you.

Pushing sales in difficult times

"Hunter, you got an order!"

'Are you in the mood to be amazed?'

"I've been salesman of the year three years running. Buy the car or I'll your pants up over your head."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"Honey, I know that you're a great salesman and that you love your job, but I just want to go to the hairdressers. I don't really need travel insurance."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Reduction Sale.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Honesty in retail

Sales and Learning Experiences

"Where did I learn my aggressive door-to-door sales technique? The School of Hard Knocks."

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

"He was a legend amongst salesmen. He even managed to sell me this wreath on his death bed, to bring to his funeral!"

"I hate the first day of the sales returns."

Happy Presidents Day!

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Television and Christmas Sales

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

The Salesman

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

Seeing progression motivates.

'Looks like we'll have to hold our traditional family dinner another time. . .'

Early telemarketers.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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