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Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Customer Convention

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Whatever works for you.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'