Sale Enthusiasts Gifts

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Jumping Wall Street.

Customer Convention

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Seeing progression motivates.

Last Chance for Everything.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Whatever works for you.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Wall Street Investing.