(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
Sale Lover Gifts
If you're a dedicated sale enthusiast, you've come to the right place. Our collection of cleverly designed gifts is inspired by the thrill of snagging great deals. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, we have items that speak to your shopping spirit and love for discounts. Surprise a fellow sale lover or treat yourself to something that aligns with your passion for finding bargains and treasures.
Fear/Knowledge
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Big Data Tonight
'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till
Customer Convention
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"
Larry's Literary Market
Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.
'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'
"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"
"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."
Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!
'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'
"Why does it always have to represent something?"
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'
Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)
I e-bay t-shirt.
Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media
Last Chance for Everything.
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
'In the war against full price, we are winning...'
Jumble Sale
Radiant, yet flammable.
"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."
'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'
Likes Charts Likes Pie
"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"
"How much is the sign?"
Sale Lover Gifts Collection
Sale Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of sale lover mugs and find the perfect humorous or inspiring design to start your mornings right.
Sale Lover Pillows
Check out our sale lover pillows to add a cozy, fun touch to your home that celebrates your bargain-hunting enthusiasm.
Sale Lover Prints
Discover sale lover prints to decorate your space with witty designs that capture your shopping spirit.
Sale Lover T-Shirts
Browse our sale lover t-shirts and wear your passion for discounts with pride and personality.