Market Lover Gifts

B.Q.E. farmers' market

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

'Covent Garden Market - Early Morning'

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Dirty greengrocer.

North London Craft Market. . .

Larry's Literary Market

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Wall Street Couch

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Jumping Wall Street.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."