Market Lovers Gifts

look dear... I bought two farmers

WARNING: Shoplifters will be decapitated and boiled in oil.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Jumping Wall Street.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Masochism for stockholders.

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Illuminating agricultural production