Market Enthusiasts Gifts

'If this stock market was a horse, they'd put it out of its misery.'

Wall Street Couch

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Larry's Literary Market

Customer Convention

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Fresh eggs!'

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Taming the beast of the free market...

TTIP

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'