Market Adventurer Gifts

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'Made in Australia?'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Stock market.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

The Salesman

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Myths and legends...

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Dow's up!"

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Travellers

'Fresh eggs!'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'