Commerce Adventurer Gifts

The Salesman

Profit

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"How was work?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Myths and legends...

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Creative Baby.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

365 Lemonade Stand

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Self-employed.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'