Corporate Adventurer Gifts

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

CEOs are pushing further and harder...

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

Capitalists Courageous

'I need a getaway driver for the next board meeting.'

'Sure, I'll be glad to give your management recommendations a chance.'

'So that's why they keep an eyewash station in the boardroom.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

How did the executive firewalk go at the week-end?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The MBA Draft

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

The Salesman

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

Creative Baby.

Free Range Employees.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

Responsibility and duties