Shopping Cart Adventurer Gifts

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

The Salesman

Myths and legends...

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Mysteries.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Wild fruit

Final clearance sale.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Meet the Author Online.

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Bobsleigh practice.

'Fashion Victim.'

"What's an author?"

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

GARAGE SALE TOUR BUS

"Good dog!"